Reno’s Most Mysterious Mages

They will have their way with your Grey Matter.

They will have you questioning Reality Itself.

They will delight you with Eldritch Eccentricity.

Plucking thoughts from your head

as if snatching candy.

Bending Reality itself for your amusement.

The Mindfunkery Trio

looks forward to making your acquaintance.

  • LIVIA ROGERS

    “As someone who has helped Celebrities achieve closure by talking to their departed relatives, I can say the Life’s Truth Light guides me away from someone like Xelena and her cohorts!
    I’ll gladly provide similar guidance for those harmed by these 3’s shenanigans!
    But I don’t work for free!”

  • SALLY SCHMUCK

    “I’m sorry.I really need to go to the bathroom now! I’ve been holding it in for a quite a while!”

  • ASHLEY MCKURAKROME

    “That bitch Xelena is a walking supernatural menace to any and all crossing her path! She may think that the forces of darkness can be outwitted, but a certain BILL HAS COME DUE and it was signed in blood!
    We always collect, you two-faced snake!”

  • THE WRAITH

    Mooooooaan!!!

    Hssssssk!!

    Hssssahkahhhhh!

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